you guys, remember when st. mark's place used to be cool?  i used to go there to get spikes for my boyfriend's jean jacket.  they had all shapes and sizes for cheap.  the place has totally transformed into trustafarian central.  nowadays i gotta get him his spikes online.  i know, lame.  hey, you guys wanna go see this band play in bushwick?  they're playing at this place called the mckibbon lofts.  it's not even a venue, it's just an apartment building where a lot of tatted-up dumpster divers live who ride their track bikes to work eleven months out of the year because they're too cool to be straphangers.  you've seen them texting on their flip phones as they zoom cross the willamsburg bridge.  i heard there's a major bed bug epidemic at this place, so try not to drink too many pbrs because this is not the type of house show where you can just pass out on any old couch.  

_alibi